turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

fansofdoctorwho:

Buy Doctor Who Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/1c3BAfq

fansofdoctorwho:

Buy Doctor Who Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/1c3BAfq

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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politicallyimbalancedbullshit:

leela-summers:

Let’s talk about sex - Tumblr Edition Part 1

Part 2: x

I cannot breathe.

Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…

randomosityofaweirdophile:

and-i-blog-about-it:

sherlock-winchester-who-221b:

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okay, I’m in all of them

All….

nerdyfangirl:

cricketmetrotracfoneshawty:

bootypatroll:

suicunesrider:

ask-monty:

imnotxchinese:

i think i’m more interested in where the red brick road goes to be honest

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headcanon.

stop it. stop it right now.

I will reblog this every time I see it

According to a guy that presented at Comic Con there’s going to be a TV show called Red Brick Road. Keep an eye out.

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.